By Betty Giacobazzi
T’was the night before Christmas,
Far away and alone
A soldier will be dreaming
Of his family back home
There’ll be no stocking by mantle
But boots filled with sand
While the soldier lies sleeping
In a far away land
While we enjoy freedom
Each month of the year
A tribute should be made
For the soldiers not here
With no mother or father
Or children to hug
Their day will be spent
In a hole they have dug
For soldiers that have gone
And soldiers that will come
I say thank you dear soldier
For giving us our freedom
Say a prayer for the soldier
Weep a tear for him too
That the soldier can have
A special Christmas too
So on this Christmas holiday
Be sure not to lose sight
To include our soldiers, in the saying
“And, to all a good night”
I love blonde jokes and use them to my
benefit. Whenever I do something stupid or mess something up, I
My brother asked me if blondes really do have blonde moments......
I replied "Greg, I have a blonde life!"
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Can you imagine these on a T-Shirt???
"Even the Blonde knew that one....duh"
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A karaoke song that you are singing for the first time is a SEWERCIDE
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The karaoke host was getting ready to call up their next singer.....
The name on the first slip was.....
Ben Dover (Bend Over)
the next one was.....
Stu Pidiot (stupid idiot)
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There are 5 things that a marriage should have
To Be Compatible Spiritually
To Be Compatible Intellectually
To Be Socially Compatible
To Be Physically Compatible
To Be Able to Communicate
without making the other person feel dumb
Most couples have 3 of the 5 things and the rest fall into place.
If you have all 5 things, then you have found your soul mate for life.
TOP TEN REASONS TO ....
"GO SING KARAOKE TONIGHT"
Email me your reasons and I'll post them.
Keep it clean, please.
1. Everyone loves a good laugh. (LK Hunsaker)
2. It has to be more fun than watching reality TV. (LK Hunsaker)
3. Most of us sing as well as, or better than, most of the idol competitors. (LK Hunsaker)
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